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Why don't I write down how much money I
spent over the years looking after him,

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Rob, and send you a bloody invoice?

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If you really want to come to Canada,
then I'll help.

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She in?

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The date for Di's trial have come
through.

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You still feisty?

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She's a lot of things, Rob.

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Shut your fester and gob, you tangerine
tart.

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I'm not tangerine! I don't know what my
Alan ever saw in you!

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and then she smiled

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Oh, dear God.

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Diet's going well, then.

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Emma.

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Emma, love. Leave her.

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Fancy a cuppa?

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Please.

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Oh, God.

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Was it bad last night?

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Paula.

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Well, the tangerine tart wasn't very
happy.

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Denise, I think she might have
Tourette's. So does the girl behind the

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desk and the manager.

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Oh, and you broke the flag on the 18th
hole.

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Oh, I didn't say nothing to you, did I?

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Oh, Paula, I am so sorry.

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I'm such an idiot. Yes, you are.

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Come here.

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Oh, go easy now.

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Goodbye.

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I'm going to have a shower.

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I'm going to have a poo.

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You look absolutely beautiful.

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There you go, Luke.

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Four sugars, good for the throat.

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Go on.

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Alan, we've known each other for a while
now, haven't we?

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Have we? So, can I ask you, what kind of
women do you usually go for?

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Apart from me, obviously.

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I don't know.

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Do you normally go for a glamorous type,
like Nadine, for example?

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What do you go for more vulnerable
people?

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People with issues?

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Say, with alcohol?

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Like Stella, perhaps? How about Stella?

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What do you think of Stella?

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Have I done something wrong?

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Is it a loosey to get?

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I can get a bit deep sometimes.

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The way to a man's heart is through his
stomach, not through his brain.

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And talking of stomachs, I think we
should invite some people out for

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I thought of a celebration thing.

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Celebration of what?

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Of us, you big nana.

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This Wednesday will be our one -month
anniversary and I want to show you off

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the world.

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Are you paying?

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Are you going to talk to him?

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In a bit, yeah.

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Don't leave it too long, eh?

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I know you didn't mean it and that you
were pissed.

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I meant some of it.

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Rub aside, I think it's a great chance
for Luke.

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Oh, it's easy for you to say. You're a
good kid.

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Oh, God, now I feel guilty about you and
all. Thanks a lot.

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Emma, love.

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I'm really sorry for ruining your hen.

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It's all right.

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I was way out of order.

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Maybe we could go out tonight. I could
treat you to a curry or something.

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I've got to revise.

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Tomorrow night, then?

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There's not much room for a curry in
here.

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It doesn't have to be a curry.

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Mam, I said it's fine.

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Don't look at me.

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I haven't got kids.

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Your Honour.

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30 years ago, I swore an oath.

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30 years ago, I swore an oath. Your
jacket needs ironing and all.

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I don't know if you can iron it.

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What's it say on the label? It's the
army, love, not Primark.

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Don't have labels.

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30 years ago, I swore an oath to protect
Queen and country from the forces of

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evil.

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Forces of evil.

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You've got two more days, love. You'll
be all right.

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I know.

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But I just want to have everything just
right.

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I want to stand there in that courtroom
and look them right in the eye when I

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say it.

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Show them who they're dealing with.

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Do you think I should go and check on
Stella?

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Brotherly love and all that?

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Don't worry, she'll live.

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Aye, but I know how these things can
escalate.

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I could be like a UN in that. What do
you mean, put on your flat jacket and

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big blue helmet?

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Only if you were bad.

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Aye, leave her.

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She just needs a bit of space and a
stomach pump.

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And don't worry about your speech.

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Just tell them about your ankles.

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Swirl up like onions they do every
night. And you're not a scrounger.

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bloody hero.

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Bird watching, is there?

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Something like that.

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You're a great gumper. Used to keep home
in pigeons.

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Kept getting lost.

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The pigeons, not him.

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You're definitely going, then?

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Yeah.

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I'll bloody miss you and all.

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Fancy a bacon, Betty?

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Yeah, go on.

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Don't even think about it, Edward.

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You going to look after my boy?

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Of course.

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That wasn't a question.

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You got a proper job for him?

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Sorry, was that a question?

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Stella, sit down for God's sake, will
you?

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No, I'll find you.

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Tea, please.

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I'm not staying.

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Tea, please.

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Actually, I'll have coffee.

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So, have you got a proper job from then
on?

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Yes, there's a proper job in
construction.

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You're a builder.

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Why, I own a building firm. Look,
Stanley, you can sit down. What could

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my neck in?

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All right, then.

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Coffee, please. Thank you.

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Coffee, please. Actually, you can leave
the coffee pot.

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Thank you.

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So I can be your builder, then?

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You always wanted to be a photographer.

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You wanted to be a nurse.

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People change.

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OK, so what about...

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work permits and visas and stuff like
that. I'll take care of it.

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Money, somewhere to live. I'll take care
of it.

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Look, this is a great chance for him.

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The last thing I want to do is break up
your family.

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So if you want me to cancel it, I will.

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Never speak to me again. Well, you won't
know it's you. I'll make something up.

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Contract's fallen through, however.

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No.

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There's no need to do that.

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You'd better bloody look after him,
that's all.

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So I've tried to do boy, girl, boy,
girl. So it goes you, me, Carl, Stella,

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Sean, Nadine.

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What do you reckon?

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All right.

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We could go you, me, Sean, Nadine, Carl,
Stella. No, no, no, no, no, no.

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No, I think it should go, me, you,
Nadine, Carl, Stella, Sean.

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Oh, whatever you think. Look, do I
really have to try this on now?

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For three P's, Alan.

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Preparation, preparation, preparation.

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I want everything to be perfect tonight.

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Why?

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Don't mean to get you a bigger
colithoid?

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Yeah.

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But you don't mean it.

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I've seen him like this before.

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He never swam.

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He did a tum trick in a sauna once. Dry
as bone he was.

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Like a cuttlefish.

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Rumpel of the Baleen.

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Nothing like Bonanza.

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Mr David Cost, please.

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Oh, sorry, I'm late.

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There's nowhere to park.

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Refused to come.

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Couldn't get round out.

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She must be a wreck, Ken.

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Grandson going to Canada, son going to
prison.

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Bobby, my husband is not going to
prison. Thank you very much. Of course

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not. At least you can visit once a week
in prison, mind.

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How often can you go to Canada?

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Who wants a mint?

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Do you know how many murders there was
in Canada last year?

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605. Right.

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OK. I was reading about the couple,
right, from Bradford, right, and there

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holiday in Vancouver and they got
mugged.

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And killed.

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Well, not killed, but there was mugged.

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It's like a war zone or something.

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That's the right change.

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They're gonna break a lot of hearts one
day, Jasmina Chowdhury.

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You mean... like yours?

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Nah. Much better hearts than mine.

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Is that straight?

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Kind of.

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Bollocks.

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Knock, knock!

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Dad, what are you doing?

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Mind out, love. This is bloody heavy.

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Right.

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Close your eyes.

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Both of you.

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Ready?

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Ta -da!

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What is it?

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A zebra con.

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Covers all the bases.

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Zebra, boy, unicorn, girl.

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Magical, isn't it?

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I had the idea on the stag link.

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Oh, and who's this riding the zebra
code?

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Hola, Mama.

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It says hello, Mommy in 12 different
languages, educational -like.

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I don't know what that one is.

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No, that one.

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Hello, Mommy.

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That's English.

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And I got an idea for the baby's room.

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I'm going to do a massive mural.

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Do you want to see the plans?

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Eh?

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All rise.

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Oh, where's the wig? Where's the gown?

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I don't know.

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Exactly, Daddy, we pay our taxes.

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Mr. Cosh?

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30 years ago, I swore an oath to protect
Queen and country. Mr. Cosh?

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Yeah? Are you a litigant in person?

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Do you have a solicitor?

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No, I speak for myself, Your Ladyship.

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Very well.

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30 years ago. No, no, no, not yet.

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The prosecution will speak first.

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Thank you, ma 'am.

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The Department of Work and Pensions, on
behalf of Her Majesty's Government,

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would like to present evidence to you
today that clearly shows, beyond all

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reasonable doubt, under the Pensions and
Benefits Act... 2004, clause 19,

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subsection 3, paragraph 27a, and also
under the Fraud Act

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of 1994.

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And that, your Worships, concludes the
evidence for the prosecution.

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Thank you for that detailed and thorough
presentation, although

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I note you haven't actually presented
any medical evidence. As stated, there

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photographs... and witness statements
saying that Mr. Koch was seen engaging

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in strenuous activity.

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These were anonymous witness statements?

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Lady Pippin Toms?

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Yes. You are aware, are you not, that
the court has seen doctor's certificates

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which verify Mr. Koch's medical
condition?

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Yes, as I stated earlier. Do you have
any evidence to present which

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the doctor's opinion?

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Not really.

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Nothing at all?

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No. Very well.

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There is no case to answer here.

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Mr. Cosh, you are free to go.

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What about an apology?

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Oh, I'm owed an apology.

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I'm sure a letter will be forthcoming
from the department.

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Letter? No, I want an apology now.

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And he's had his say, I won't mind now.

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30 years ago, I swore an oath.

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00:16:40,881 --> 00:16:44,839
To protect Queen and country from the
forces of... Hey, I'm not done with you

262
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,420
yet, Sonny. Mr. Cosh, I would remind you
that you are still in court.

263
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,380
Get back here, you little shite. Mr.

264
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,140
Cosh, please, refrain or I will find you
in contempt. 30 years ago. Mr.

265
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,680
Cosh, you leave me no choice.

266
00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:00,580
30 years ago, I swore on oath. That is a
50 -pound fine. Are you mental?

267
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,020
100. Leave it, you silly dog.

268
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,150
I've been sweating over this for months.
You never sweat.

269
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,040
It's a miscarriage of justice. It's a
bloody disgrace.

270
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:12,839
£150. Will you go off with it, you daft
bastard?

271
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,940
Silence. Don't you shout at her.

272
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:18,759
Madam, I will have to find you in
contempt of court as well. Why didn't

273
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,660
just... £300.

274
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:22,310
Don't tell your mum.

275
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,940
Bloody travesty.

276
00:17:23,941 --> 00:17:27,039
It's like when Wagner was kicked off the
X Factor.

277
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,400
Oh, I hate the movie.

278
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,820
We'll not see his leg again.

279
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:32,950
No.

280
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,310
Well, I think you deserve a Victoria
Cross.

281
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:37,830
Victoria Cross?

282
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,900
Yeah. I'll be Victoria.

283
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,960
I'll be very, very cross.

284
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,110
Konichiwa, Mama.

285
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,780
Ciao, Mama.

286
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,420
That is brilliant. It's not funny.

287
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,940
Oh, you should see the thing he's made.

288
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,200
A stripy horse with a spike on it.

289
00:17:58,201 --> 00:17:59,719
Take your eye out of the wood.

290
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,139
And he wants to come round and paint the
baby's room now.

291
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:03,460
Can't you just tell him no?

292
00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:06,779
He acts all tough and that, but he cries
like a girl whenever you stand up to

293
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:11,139
him. Oh, once he bought me the ceramic
robin for Christmas. He was in flood to

294
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,190
when I took it back.

295
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:14,300
Can you have words, ma 'am?

296
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:17,010
Oh, no. Please don't make me have that
conversation.

297
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,730
Ma 'am, I'd really like it if you spoke
to him.

298
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:22,910
All right.

299
00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:24,820
I'll talk to him at the restaurant.

300
00:18:24,821 --> 00:18:25,779
Thank you.

301
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:26,830
Hola, mama.

302
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:27,890
Como esta?

303
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:31,790
Bye.

304
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:39,350
Don't take this the wrong way, but how
did you end up with Carl?

305
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,220
I won him in a fun fair, drawn out of
Goldfish.

306
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:44,830
Oh, I don't know.

307
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:46,360
He's well -meaning, I suppose.

308
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,830
We've got our bad ends round here, at
least not one of them.

309
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:56,059
Anyway, I'm with you now, making up for
lost time. You're only saying that to

310
00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:56,839
get me into bed.

311
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:57,890
Probably.

312
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,250
For the holiday.

313
00:19:00,251 --> 00:19:01,839
Where are you going?

314
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,890
Canada.

315
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,000
Oh, no, come on, give us a clue.

316
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,060
No. Well, what if I don't like it?

317
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,360
You can vote next year.

318
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,250
Next year?

319
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,460
I'm very sure of you, Sam.

320
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:15,790
All right?

321
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,180
What are you doing here?

322
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,720
Look, Luke invited me round.

323
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,050
We're going to have a couple of beers
and maybe a takeaway.

324
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,350
What, in my house?

325
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:29,670
He never said.

326
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,930
Is that a problem?

327
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,730
Actually, no.

328
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,610
What should it be?

329
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,030
See you.

330
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,310
See you.

331
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,530
Did Emma tell you about the Deborah
Corn?

332
00:19:46,531 --> 00:19:50,059
Yeah. And when I paint the baby's room,
I'm going to turn the back wall into a

333
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,880
massive muria. Going to be thin then?

334
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:57,479
Yeah. Thing is, Boot, it might make more
sense if Sean decorated the baby's

335
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,800
room. You're jerking me.

336
00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:02,709
Well, with him being a professional
decorator. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Emma won't

337
00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:06,069
that. She won't like that one bit, will
she, Dean? Shall I go and list it?

338
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,190
Well, it was no idea, to be honest.

339
00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:09,540
Sorry.

340
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,890
I'll do a good job, mate. Promise.

341
00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:20,589
It's only going to be a simple little
mural with badges and helicopters and

342
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:21,640
that.

343
00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:23,350
And then things with pointy ears.

344
00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:24,520
Oh.

345
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,640
Pixies.

346
00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:26,960
Sorry, mate.

347
00:20:28,231 --> 00:20:30,949
I tell you one, mine's shown.

348
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:34,049
You might know how to order paintbrush
and gloss a window frame, but I bet you

349
00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:35,730
can't write poems like Carl did do.

350
00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:37,000
Carl writes poetry?

351
00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:38,670
Go on, babe, read it to them.

352
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:43,540
I've done one for all my life. Stunning,
isn't it?

353
00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:44,700
Oh, God.

354
00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:51,790
My little girl had a little curl.

355
00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:54,090
A curl as bright as copper.

356
00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:58,790
The curl that curled around her head
would bounce on her space hopper.

357
00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:01,890
Then one day, my girl grew up.

358
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,110
She'd outgrown all the jumper.

359
00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:06,470
She had a baby and a bloke.

360
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:08,230
And I'd become a jumper.

361
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:09,970
He told you. I know.

362
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,730
Don't forget it's our treat.

363
00:21:36,731 --> 00:21:39,889
So you can have what you want. Nancy's
treat, actually.

364
00:21:39,890 --> 00:21:42,720
Well, me and Nards will have a bottle of
bubbly each then.

365
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,020
Oh, God.

366
00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:46,730
Oh, you are wonderful.

367
00:21:49,230 --> 00:21:52,170
Just to be clear, there will be a
separate bill for drinks.

368
00:21:55,710 --> 00:21:57,230
These are very fancy, Nancy.

369
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,470
Do you like them yourself?

370
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:03,030
I wanted a calligraphy course at a
refuge for battered women.

371
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,450
I wasn't battered myself.

372
00:22:05,830 --> 00:22:08,000
But they rented out the room on a
Wednesday.

373
00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:14,370
Well, it all looks very lovely.

374
00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:17,550
You have to make the efforts, don't you?

375
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:22,969
And I do think it's very important these
days that a lady knows how to act like

376
00:22:22,970 --> 00:22:24,020
a lady.

377
00:22:24,021 --> 00:22:28,369
Nancy, do you mind if we swap? I can
hardly breathe here.

378
00:22:28,370 --> 00:22:31,849
Well, then we won't be boy -girl, boy
-girl. I need to stretch my leg. It was

379
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,299
giving me some jibbing. That's what I
mean. If you want... Just don't make a

380
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,650
fuss, Alan. We'll ask them to move the
table out.

381
00:22:37,651 --> 00:22:40,019
It won't take a sec. I'll just sit next
to the table. Alan!

382
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,070
Please!

383
00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:49,399
If only Carl took

384
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,600
as much notice of me, Nan.

385
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:52,430
I'd be happy, woman.

386
00:22:52,431 --> 00:22:55,499
What do you mean? You're always saying
take no notice of him.

387
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,999
Only when you've asked him silly bugger.

388
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,050
Oh! Carlman!

389
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,180
Take no notice of him.

390
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:01,670
See?

391
00:23:03,270 --> 00:23:04,970
Thank you, Mr. White White.

392
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,300
It's like a finger.

393
00:23:06,430 --> 00:23:07,790
You've gone married to him.

394
00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:11,690
Conjure it on a finger and you'll live
on a heavenly glory.

395
00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:18,870
Stop staring at it and get on with it.
How long can you make a visa form?

396
00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:20,850
It's like exams all over again.

397
00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:22,430
You never took any exams.

398
00:23:22,431 --> 00:23:23,269
Shut it, you.

399
00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:25,440
I'll give you a ten if you do it for me.
Come on.

400
00:23:25,441 --> 00:23:26,209
Come on.

401
00:23:26,210 --> 00:23:29,399
Muddy cables, brother. Tony used to take
people's GCSEs for him.

402
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,810
Only charged a fiver and a two with
Smarties. Ben.

403
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,970
He's dead sick, mind.

404
00:23:32,971 --> 00:23:36,619
Got sent down last week for holding up a
newsagent with a water pistol.

405
00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:38,610
The owner tried to grab him. He
panicked.

406
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,140
Sprayed him with water.

407
00:23:40,141 --> 00:23:41,879
What did he get?

408
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,930
Wet.

409
00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:46,720
What? It's funny.

410
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,290
That's not funny.

411
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:49,750
This is funny.

412
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:55,260
Pull my finger. Do not pull his finger.
Shut up, you ruin it.

413
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,460
Well, this is impossible.

414
00:24:05,461 --> 00:24:09,359
Who cares about stupid glaciers? It's
not like I'm going to go for a job and

415
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,459
they're going to ask me to name three
types of glacial erosion.

416
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:13,510
Glacier?

417
00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:15,060
It depends where the job is.

418
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,380
I mean, if it's on a glacier.

419
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:20,040
Anyway, I don't care.

420
00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:21,820
I'll love you whatever happens.

421
00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:25,100
What do you mean, whatever happens?

422
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,180
Well, you know.

423
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,730
Oh, my God.

424
00:24:29,731 --> 00:24:32,329
You think I'm going to fail them all,
don't you?

425
00:24:32,330 --> 00:24:33,790
That's not what I meant, babe.

426
00:24:34,070 --> 00:24:37,530
I just meant whether you get 90 sissies
or none.

427
00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:40,390
None? It won't affect the important
things.

428
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:41,800
Like me and you.

429
00:24:43,390 --> 00:24:44,530
I'll take care of you.

430
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,160
You're my girl.

431
00:24:47,230 --> 00:24:49,990
I will pass at least one, though, won't
I?

432
00:24:50,270 --> 00:24:51,320
Of course you will.

433
00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:53,950
Probably more than one. Oh, definitely.

434
00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:58,570
I'm not having sex with you, Sonny.

435
00:24:58,870 --> 00:24:59,950
You'll annoy the baby.

436
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,370
A lazy Susan?

437
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:11,750
Yeah.

438
00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:13,220
A lazy Susan?

439
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,970
Yeah.

440
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,800
Well, who was she then, this Susan girl?

441
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,420
I don't know. Can I go now?

442
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,120
A lazy Susan?

443
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:26,540
Yeah, to be fair, Nadine, that's the
last way to told you as well.

444
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,930
I know that.

445
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:30,850
Thought you were trying to make me look
sick, that's all.

446
00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:34,720
Can I have your attention, please?

447
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,730
I suppose you're all wondering why I
haven't bought her here tonight.

448
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,180
Food? Oh, mate!

449
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,740
Well, how do I put this?

450
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:51,380
Well, the truth is, I've a bit of an
announcement to make.

451
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:54,750
Here we go.

452
00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:00,660
I just wanted to say... I'm pregnant.

453
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:21,420
wanted to say was this. Oh, God.

454
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,420
Alan. What?

455
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:31,740
My dear Alan, will you marry me?

456
00:27:26,860 --> 00:27:31,300
I'm divorced and that, but marriage,
well, it's a sacred institution, isn't

457
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,320
It's like the Marines or Blue Peter.

458
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,720
Yeah. Congratulations again, mate.

459
00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:42,199
Well, I say sacred, didn't work out for
you first time with Melissa and that,

460
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:48,519
but second time lucky, but I reckon you
and Nancy, till death do us part, you'll

461
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,570
be together forever.

462
00:27:49,571 --> 00:27:51,319
Longer even.

463
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,240
Anyway, put it there, mate.

464
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,130
I don't know it.

465
00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:05,470
Stella, love.

466
00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:08,570
I know tonight might have come as a bit
of a surprise for you.

467
00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:10,500
Well, for everyone, to be fair.

468
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,670
But I don't want you to think that we
can't still be friends.

469
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,100
I know you and Alan have got a special
friendship.

470
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,350
But I don't want our marriage to change
that.

471
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,810
Of course you won't.

472
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:24,100
I want us all to get along.

473
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,290
Of course.

474
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,980
Even though Alan is mine.

475
00:28:28,660 --> 00:28:29,710
Because he said yes.

476
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,270
All right.

477
00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:36,860
I knew you'd understand.

478
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:43,480
Can I just say, you've done very well in
life.

479
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,980
And if you ever want to share, I'm here
for you.

480
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,240
Because an addict's mind can be a very
powerful thing.

481
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:59,300
Nancy, I have no idea what you're
talking about.

482
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,300
One step at a time.

483
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,220
What do you do with cardboard?

484
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,740
Is it ketchup in there?

485
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,970
Yeah, a bit.

486
00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:14,440
Put it on the floor for Banjo.

487
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,690
Banjo?

488
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,490
Come on, Wayne.

489
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,820
There you go. Good boy.

490
00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:24,630
Who's this?

491
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,810
Luke.

492
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,300
Like Mingo, isn't he?

493
00:29:27,820 --> 00:29:29,360
Sorry, George Clooney.

494
00:29:29,361 --> 00:29:31,619
Gumball said he looked like Jimmy
Savile.

495
00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:32,670
Whoever that is.

496
00:29:36,179 --> 00:29:41,539
Oh, you're blocking the telly. Oh, my
finger. Oh, no, not the finger. I'm

497
00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:42,590
watching this. Move.

498
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,690
Oh, no.

499
00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:47,140
Move your arms, then.

500
00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:49,480
Stick it back there. Stick it back
there.

501
00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:50,790
Stick it back.

502
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,080
Oh, isn't it clean, eh?

503
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,160
Mandarin butterfly fish.

504
00:30:03,980 --> 00:30:06,000
It's from 3 ,000 miles to find a mate.

505
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,040
And they do their stuff.

506
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,490
And she eats him.

507
00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:17,680
Alan, you know you don't have to do
this, do you?

508
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,290
If you're not sure, you've just got to
let her know.

509
00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:27,000
Just say something like, Nancy, I'm
sorry.

510
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,980
You're a good person, a kind person.

511
00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:32,000
But I just don't love you.

512
00:30:33,879 --> 00:30:35,619
That's if you really don't love her.

513
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,440
You're not happy, are you?

514
00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:40,510
Poor old thing.

515
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,380
Come on, you. Let's get you out.

516
00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:49,160
Oh, I know what he's like after a bit of
food.

517
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,280
Nancy, I'm sorry, but you're a nice
person.

518
00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:40,710
You're a nice person.

519
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,450
Oh,

520
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,050
that's lovely.

521
00:31:50,140 --> 00:31:53,480
Oh, and so are you.

522
00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:58,000
Oh, if only you had hair. I'd ruffle it.

523
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:02,400
I'd ruffle it anyway.

524
00:32:18,111 --> 00:32:21,289
You got the munchies or something?

525
00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:22,289
Can't get enough.

526
00:32:22,290 --> 00:32:23,970
I was talking about the breakfast.

527
00:32:25,990 --> 00:32:29,990
I would do you some bacon. Only hollow
legs for you to scoff the lot.

528
00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:31,790
It's all right. I'm not hungry.

529
00:32:32,310 --> 00:32:33,610
Last exam today.

530
00:32:34,390 --> 00:32:36,670
Geography. What's the capital of
Germany?

531
00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:38,930
It's not that kind of question.

532
00:32:39,670 --> 00:32:43,230
Anyway, whatever they are, you are going
to do great.

533
00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:44,870
Did you speak to Dad?

534
00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:46,710
Yes, I did. Or thought it.

535
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:49,360
Sean's going to decorate the baby's
room.

536
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,560
And no murals.

537
00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:53,270
Your father's going nowhere near a
paintbrush.

538
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,610
Well, that's a men.

539
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,650
Thanks, ma 'am.

540
00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,460
Well, I'd best be off.

541
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,770
Wish me luck.

542
00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:01,870
Good luck.

543
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,720
Oh, and it's Brussels, by the way.

544
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,130
Capital of Germany.

545
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,550
See?

546
00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:10,750
Right.

547
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,820
What are you up to today, then?

548
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,080
That's one of your job.

549
00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:17,990
You?

550
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,330
Walking the dog.

551
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,200
Glamorous life, isn't it?

552
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,840
I love you.

553
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,690
And I love you.

554
00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:44,770
You want to knock that on the head,
Boots?

555
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,180
It keeps me off the crack cocaine.

556
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:49,760
Hey, they're a good night, my lot.

557
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,860
They're lovely kids, Del.

558
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,730
Thanks.

559
00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:56,780
Oh, go on, give it a drag.

560
00:33:56,781 --> 00:33:59,659
Can I have a whole one, if you like? No,
you're all right.

561
00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:01,890
Let's smoke other people, they don't
count.

562
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:07,200
Oh, I love it up here.

563
00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:10,990
Me and Banjo come here every day, don't
we, Banjo?

564
00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:14,540
Hey, you remember this?

565
00:34:18,730 --> 00:34:19,780
Sam with a flag.

566
00:34:21,550 --> 00:34:23,470
Yep, that's the one I meant, obviously.

567
00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,170
That'll be Samantha Mannion.

568
00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:26,750
Who? Mannion's big sister.

569
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:28,200
Not so big no more.

570
00:34:28,429 --> 00:34:29,869
She had a gastric band fitted.

571
00:34:32,650 --> 00:34:33,700
Yeah.

572
00:34:34,370 --> 00:34:35,420
Ah.

573
00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:38,380
A lot's happened since then, hasn't
there?

574
00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:41,949
Luke said he was married.

575
00:34:43,010 --> 00:34:44,710
Yeah, he was. For a bit.

576
00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:46,620
To Hannah.

577
00:34:47,949 --> 00:34:49,489
She was a corporate realtor.

578
00:34:49,929 --> 00:34:52,590
It's like a posh estate agent.

579
00:34:57,990 --> 00:34:59,650
We were together for five years.

580
00:35:00,630 --> 00:35:02,830
We had the works, big house, two cars.

581
00:35:04,130 --> 00:35:05,870
Underflow heating in the bathroom.

582
00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:07,260
Nice.

583
00:35:07,450 --> 00:35:12,190
And one morning at breakfast, she says,
I don't think you make me happy anymore.

584
00:35:12,930 --> 00:35:14,770
Like it was something we could fix.

585
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,990
Like she'd said, I don't like the
curtain in the bedroom.

586
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:22,540
Two weeks later, we sat in a lawyer's
office discussing who gets the air

587
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:27,250
It was all surprisingly straightforward,
to be honest.

588
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,120
Straightforward? Yeah, you know,
amicable.

589
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,720
Not exactly heartbreak hotel, then?

590
00:35:35,721 --> 00:35:40,239
Well, it wasn't the happiest time, was
it? Believe me, if you'd had your heart

591
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,419
broken, you'd know about it.

592
00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:42,939
Oh, yeah, I forgot you're an expert.

593
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,429
Yeah, I bloody well am. Well, here we
go.

594
00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:45,480
What?

595
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:46,660
No, go on, say it.

596
00:35:46,661 --> 00:35:51,709
Well, it's just, you know, I thought
we'd done this, but you just can't let

597
00:35:51,710 --> 00:35:52,760
go, can you?

598
00:35:53,970 --> 00:35:56,950
How do you always manage to turn
yourself into the victim?

599
00:35:58,010 --> 00:36:00,120
Bloody hell, the irony of that
statement.

600
00:36:00,610 --> 00:36:01,660
What?

601
00:36:05,090 --> 00:36:06,140
Emma.

602
00:36:09,030 --> 00:36:10,080
Oh, my God. Right.

603
00:36:10,081 --> 00:36:11,489
Stay there.

604
00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:12,540
Don't move.

605
00:36:12,850 --> 00:36:13,900
I'll be there now.

606
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,890
What's it called?

607
00:36:46,051 --> 00:36:53,459
I guess it's the first one she thought
it was twinches. And ten minutes later,

608
00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:56,459
she's lying on the youth club floor
where my nephew's dad's sticking out to

609
00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:58,300
jojo. Shut up, Amy.

610
00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:00,780
Right, where's this stuff?

611
00:37:00,781 --> 00:37:02,499
We're going straight to hospital.

612
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,180
No, I'm finishing my exam.

613
00:37:04,181 --> 00:37:06,259
No, you're bloody not. That's what I
said.

614
00:37:06,260 --> 00:37:07,400
I said she was mental.

615
00:37:07,401 --> 00:37:10,919
But she said if anyone's mental, it's me
because of what I let Daryl Henderson

616
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,160
do to me for comic relief.

617
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:13,930
It's only an hour.

618
00:37:13,931 --> 00:37:15,479
your promise.

619
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,179
I don't care. I don't give a toss about
your stupid promise.

620
00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:19,230
Well, I do.

621
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:23,230
Right, where's Sonny? He can talk some
sense into you. He's doing an exam.

622
00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:25,400
Mum, I'll be fine.

623
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,530
Honest.

624
00:37:28,220 --> 00:37:30,260
Okay, well, I'm waiting here, all right?

625
00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:31,390
Okay.

626
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,290
Where is she?

627
00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:05,720
What are you doing in there?

628
00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,340
Sean, it's me.

629
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,360
Call me the minute you get this.

630
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:11,850
Emma's in labor.

631
00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:22,500
And put down your pencils and stop
writing.

632
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,570
Sorry.

633
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:25,600
A big wheel. I say, you ever been to a
fun fair, Rob?

634
00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:27,310
Um, yeah.

635
00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:28,680
Pretty shite, ain't they?

636
00:39:29,140 --> 00:39:31,490
Apart from the big wheel and the toffee
apples.

637
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,590
The toffee apples, they look nice and
that, but then you cut your lip on them.

638
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:39,440
I love you, Rob. I love you, too. I
mean, I don't love you. I like you,

639
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:42,180
obviously, but, um, Mom loves you, I can
tell.

640
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,610
little boy.

641
00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:18,790
Bloody hell.

642
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,290
My daddy.

643
00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,200
There we are, then.

644
00:42:00,950 --> 00:42:02,000
Yeah.

645
00:42:02,090 --> 00:42:03,140
There we are.

646
00:42:05,770 --> 00:42:06,820
Bloody hell.

647
00:42:06,821 --> 00:42:10,069
I bet when you were tucking into your ex
-Benedict this morning, you didn't

648
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:13,260
think you'd end up in the maternity ward
of Ponterbury General.

649
00:42:16,330 --> 00:42:18,870
What's Sunil's doing now? I never did
that, did I?

650
00:42:20,390 --> 00:42:21,570
I never held Luke.

651
00:42:23,050 --> 00:42:24,100
No.

652
00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:26,770
Did you call out for me like that?

653
00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:28,380
No.

654
00:42:35,950 --> 00:42:37,210
It should have been there.

655
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:29,260
I don't know why I just did that. I
really don't know why I just did that.

656
00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:31,240
Maybe we should go somewhere.

657
00:43:35,650 --> 00:43:42,259
The only feelings I got for you, good
boy, the feelings of relief, and in

658
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:45,119
days' time you'll be out of my life
again, hopefully for good.

659
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,740
Oh, don't get me going, you dirty dog.
She's not bad, you know.

660
00:43:48,741 --> 00:43:49,699
She's not you.

661
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:51,140
Oh, what do you want, Stella?

662
00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:54,370
I think I must be off my tree to a bit
of news, don't you like that?

663
00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:55,520
You've already lost me.

664
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,090
If it's even.

665
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:03,179
Hiya. But why can't we come to Canada? I
hate living here. As if you truly loved

666
00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:05,369
me, you wouldn't have waited 25 years to
come back.

667
00:44:05,370 --> 00:44:09,920
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